I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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