I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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