I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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