what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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