I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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