my phone cant type all the emotion im having
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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