take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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