nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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