just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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