So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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