Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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