Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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