Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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