You're earring is so big in my mouth
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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