also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize
