so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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