thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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