I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
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I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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