Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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