i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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