i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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