I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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