super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I think a kid would responsible me up
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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