his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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