dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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