that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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