I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
