garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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