Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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