I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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