Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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