I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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