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(786): View more from Florida

i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.

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(585): View more from New York

he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it

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(815): View more from Illinois

at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?

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(941): View more from Florida

Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?

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(778): View more from British Columbia

He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.

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(281): View more from Texas

I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?

(1-307): View more from Wyoming

No, I just was using your word in plural form

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