Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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