Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
i need some magic done to my vagina
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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