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This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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