I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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