dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
she pinky promised me she was 18
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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