Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
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all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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