Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
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He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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