would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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