do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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