it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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