I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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