My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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