If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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