I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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