let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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