The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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