Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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