i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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