By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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