Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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