I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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