well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Two words: blizzard sex
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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