As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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