why didn't you poke me back
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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