Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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